Breaking footage! Women’s Only Vehicle Tunnel Opens…

After the mess the women made of the Women’s Only Car Park, engineers, psychologists and other experts from around the world convened to learn from that event. They isolated themselves in an underground base and worked tirelessly for a solution. A solution that enabled wimmin’s rights groups to have resources allocated purely for them, while denying the same for the men as that would be inequaliteeee.

Eventually, the worlds brightest female minds (takes one to know one right) developed the Women’s Only Traffic Tunnel. Leading from the Mall to their women’s only community (in a straight line because we all know women don’t understand angles), this tunnel would prevent evil men from being responsible for all the failures of women.

They even filmed it!

Enjoy the efficiency of women’s driving.

A Phoenix of Liberty Rises

I’m back. It’s been a few years. I’ve been here and there, compiled even more research and have much to put on here for you. Conclusions I have reached that I have to share. I will be going to places I maybe shouldn’t be going to, but I’ll keep pushing it until you tell me to stop.

It’s going to be a little while until I hit my stride, I have lots of comments to approve, spam to clear, templates to reset, links to gather, I need to organise.

I’ll give you more personal thoughts in coming posts.

Thanks for reading.

And as far as the system is concerned? THIS IS WAR.

A typical male – female transaction

Daily Mail

There will be no surprises for Coleen Rooney under the Christmas tree.

The 22-year-old WAG has revealed that her footballer husband Wayne is buying her a Bentley for Christmas.

The couple, who are worth an estimated £35million, will add the new wheels to their already-impressive car collection.

‘He’s getting me a car – the new Bentley,’ Coleen told OK magazine.

‘It’s such a lovely present. It’s the updated version of the one I have now, but in a different colour.

He should just take the old one when she isn’t looking and get it re-sprayed. Like a girl would know the difference lol.

‘I’m so excited. I love the smell of new cars.’

I like the smell of new electronics myself. But each to their own.

The Manchester United ace owns more than £750,000 worth of motors including a Lamborghini Gallardo, a BMW M6, a Bentley Continental GT and an Aston Martin Vanquish – which was a good luck gift from Coleen before the 2006 World Cup.

It is not the first time Wayne has bought his wife a car as a present. He previously splashed out £60,000 on a Porche 911 for her 19th birthday.

Translation: She bought the Vanquish for him, with his money. And what is the lovely Coleen getting her hubby this Christmas?

Coleen also revealed that she will be buying Wayne ‘pyjamas and smellies’ for Christmas. ‘I get carried away,’ she said.

Rooney 0 – Coleen 1

A ‘feminist’ email from YouTube

Hi all, I recently received an email from an irate fan, attacking me for the usual anti-feminist stance. After I stopped laughing, I thought I’d post it with my response here. Enjoy 🙂

It is as follows;

femaleempowerment18

YOU ARE PATHETIC

PERSONAL SACRIFICES??? WHAT DO U THINK WOMEN DO WHEN THEY HAVE CHILDREN AND SUBJECT THEIR BODIES TO ALL OF THAT SHIT??? WE DONT HAVE TO DO IT BUT WE DO CUZ WE DONT NEED MEN WE HAVE ENOUGH SPERM BANKS TO KEEP THE WORLD GOING FOR A VERY LONG TIME…

A WOMAN CAN BE UPSET …AND IF SHE IS IT’S BECAUSE SHE’S ON HER RAG

SHE CANT EXPLORE HER SEXUALLITY WITHOUT BEING CALLED A WHORE

WOMEN TO THIS DAY ONLY GET PAID 70 CENTS TO EVERY DOLLAR A MAN MAKES AND MY ECON TEACHER SAID WE’VE COME A LONG WAY AND YA WE HAVE BUT THIS COUNTRY IS SUPPOSED TO BE FREE AND EQUAL BUT I GUESS THAT ONLY APPLIES TO PEOPLE WITH DICKS…

WE SUPPOSEDLY CANT PLAY SPORTS CUZ WE CANT BENCH PRESS 300 LBS

WERE STILL TODAY SUPPOSED TO WAIT ON MEN HAND AND FOOT…IN ALL OF THE LAUNDRY AND DISH SOAP COMMERCIALS YOU NEVER SEE A MAN DOING THE FUCKING LAUNDRY OR DISHES IN THE COMMERCIALS

YA ITS TRADITION OR WHATEVER BUT ONLY BECAUSE WOMEN WERE CENSORED FOR THEIR STRENGTHS….

WHY DOES THERE HAVE TO BE A MORE DOMINANT GENDER IT[S BULLSHIT DONT SAY IT’S JUST THE WAY IT IS BECAUSE THATS A BULLSHIT ANSWER FROM SOMEONE WHO DOESNT HAVE AN ANSWER

YOU MUST BE GAY BECAUSE NO WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND WOULD RAISE SOMEONE LIKE YOU HAVE FUN GETTING AND RECIEVING POOPY DICK….

And my response..

Girls of today, post-feminism

I scooped this off of some females’ Myspace. Thought it sums up the current generation of young girls pretty well.

All feminism did (apart from openly attack men and masculinity) is de-evolve women into spoilt selfish little brats. Anything they don’t like doing is oppressive, wanting anything and doing whatever they like to get it is girl power, and when guys say ‘I’m not interested in girls like you.’ What do they say?

That’s right, you’re afraid of ‘strong women’. Hahaha. No, it is just that men usually know a bum deal when they see it. Shacking up with a girl with these attitude problems is like putting your life savings on a blind, three legged horse in the Grand National.

What’s the point? Just keep your appendage in your pants until you bump into one that has a brain. I know too many men that have fallen by the claws of these crazy self-centered, lazy, stupid bitches.

Just thought I’d say that.

Oh boy.

What attracts (female) Italian model to (male) overweight millionaire? Hmm.

Personality obviously, that’s what all women are interested in.

Source: Daily Mail

Formula One playboy Flavio Briatore has dated a string of models in his time – including Naomi Campbell and Heidi Klum – and his latest companion is no exception.

The 58-year-old lapped up the attention from his new wife, Italian Wonderbra model Elisabetta Gregoraci, during a romantic getaway in Sardinia yesterday.

The multi-millionaire, whose rather rotund physique clearly hasn’t diminished his ability to attract women, hit the beach with the bikini-clad brunette before retiring to his luxury boat for some sun and affection.

Briatore married Gregoraci, who at 28 is 30 years his junior, in Rome last month at a 12th-century basilica near the Vatican.

The heaviest element known to science

Found at UKIP

In early October 2007, a major research institution announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named “Eurotium.”

Eurotium (Eu) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.  These 312 particles are held together by forces called “morons” which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called “peons”.

Since Eu has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Eu causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.

Eu has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.  In fact, Eurotium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming “isodopes”.  This characteristic of moron promotion leads most scientists to believe that Eu is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.  This hypothetical quantity is referred to as “Critical Morass”.

When catalysed with money, Eu becomes “Administratium” (Am) – an element that radiates just as much energy as Eu, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Emerging Hotties of 2008

I feel like pissing off feminists. You know those ‘men make women into sexual objects and therefore oppress them’ crowd. I’m also tired of reading the narcissistic ramblings of those haggard, crusty, old, weak, socialist scum hiding under the banner of ‘Women’s Rights’ but are much more interested in ‘Re-shaping Society to suit out Communist Goals’.

But seriously, the right women are as great as the bitches are evil. Good women are now in the minority, so don’t hold your breath in regards to finding a decent one. Concentrate on honing your mind and your abilities, at least then you know you’re investing in something that will definitely benefit you.

Anyways, it’s the weekend and I’m tired of ranting. I want to prove something.

That men adore women.

Also, as you look through the list, try and explain how they are ‘oppressed’ by these images. Feel free to look over them again to try and clarify your thoughts LOL. Gemma Atkinson and Odette Yustman will do nicely. And Jessica Lucas. And Kate Mara… Anything but this.

COED Presents: Emerging Hotties of 2008

By the way, I suggest watching Shooter if you can. It’s a class movie.

Have a good weekend, folks.

Sláinte!

Some relief

Hi all. Found this video, and I’m posting it because 1. It’s good, and 2. It breaks up the tone of this site a bit, which I’ll be the first to admit, is a bit depressing.

The Predator Rap – 6 min 30 secs

Is is me or was everything better in the 80’s? Better cartoons, movies, prices were low(er), music was great, society wasn’t demonising men so much, etc.

Oh, and two links regarding male role models and boys’ development.

Male teachers: role models in the classroom

Missing male.

Enjoy the vid.

Breaking! London’s first Women’s Only Car Park

The first picture released from London’s opening ceremony of Women-Only Car Spaces. The roads will be a lot safer for women now they have their own parking facilities…

The picture was taken a few minutes after it opened.