I will declare Carbon Dioxide a pollutant: Obama

Obama to Declare Carbon Dioxide Dangerous Pollutant

Just like that. Not quite turning water to wine, but the Messiah of the NWO is getting there, eh. Click his fingers and turn a natural gas that has been around for billions of years (and which plants ingest) into a pollutant that can suddenly be regulated and taxed. Oh yes, you evil serfs poisoning the planet with your breathing! You smelly poor, stupid humans, how dare you! Gaia belongs to the fascist, socialist, one world government elitists like Obama, McCain etc.

It of course would give Obama the ability to control the USA’s industry, energy production and almost everything else, as Carbon dioxide production/ release is a critical side-effect of developed society, so to control it means controlling the things that produce it (enjoy your last free breaths). Pay no attention to the fact that the total CO2 in the atmosphere comes to a staggering 0.038%, whereas water vapour contributes 95% to the greenhouse effect.¬† This is the actual point of the AGW scam. To centralise control and power. Why not ban H20 use by humans (except the rich socialists of course, not that they’re human). Fuck it, while we’re at it, ban the Sun! That motherfucking thing forces climate change on the WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM! I would suggest taxing it profusely, but it’s over a million times bigger than the Earth and it would be a bitch to enforce. We could ask God to help but that fella is caught up in a lawsuit at the moment.

CO2 a pollutant. Seriously? It’s no less a pollutant that Oxygen or Carbon, you know, that stuff life on Earth is based on. Oh wait a minute… Carbon… Dioxide… Tax and regulation on life, anyone? I swear, this crazy son-of-a-bitch is just one step away from declaring the human race as a pollutant.

Now what fascist Magog worshipping eugenicist One World Government Dictatorship dreaming elite-cockjockey dipshit socialist could say no to that… Yes We Can, it is then!

Modern environmentalism (Club of Rome) is merely another front for one world government using bog standard Hegelian Dialetic, only this time, the human race are the ‘terrorists’, not Tim Osman and his band of merry men.

What the fuck next… State-controlled thermostats or banning the incandescent lightbulb?