I don’t believe it. Another one!
Why? Why would anyone crave attention so much? They either have really low self-esteem, or they are so full of Matriarchal Self Worship that they find it really difficult to resist throwing themselves on trash mag covers.
A woman is pregnant. That’s the crux of this story. So what? Sorry to break the news folks, but this isn’t the first time it’s happened.
Javine Hylton is the latest star to show off her pregnant curves by recreating Demi Moore’s now famous nude shoot.
The 25-year-old singer, who is now just days off giving birth, is expecting her first child with partner MC Harvey.
Nothing more relaxing for an unborn child than a photo shoot!
While she bares almost all for magazine shoot, Javine insists she’s self-conscious about her new shape: “I feel a bit rubbish about myself.
LOL These women obviously have no problems with that old chestnut called ‘contradiction’. They probably think it’s a name for a new perfume.
Contradiction, by Calvin Klein.
Reality TV star Bianca Gascoigne also put modesty aside, joining Javine’s efforts to shed inhibitions.
Reality TV star? Star from reality TV? Sometimes I think the human race deserves a catastrophe, I really do.
Still, Bianca admits she dislikes every part of her body except her surgically enhanced breasts.
She says: “My feet are too big, my thighs wobble, and my bum isn’t toned.”
I’ve got some advice, and it’s free.
Also, hating your body is the obvious reason to have a naked photo shoot isn’t it.
“I wouldn’t be happy unless I looked like Angelina Jolie.”
Anyway, who gives a fuck?
Despite Javine’s reservations, she says: “I’m so glad I’ll have these pictures to remind me of how I looked when I was pregnant.”
Right, because your boyfriend couldn’t take some pics of you at home?