Sell by date

13 09 2007

Almost every woman you come across is lying to you. Constantly.

Her image is just that, an image. Being independent trail blazers, they look through their stupid superficial brain dead magazines and try to look like the girl who gets the most attention.

Why do they want the attention of men? Well men are the easiest way up the social ladder. They can just tag along while men forge a career, or better yet, fall in love* with a man who has already done all the work.

Make up is a must. A better name for it is fake up. Heels, wonderbras, sunbeds, strange creams with ingredient names so long they can’t be good for you, jewellery, botox, plastic surgery, the list is endless.

Women also, in true perpetual victimitus, like to try and accuse men of putting pressure on them to dress that way as opposed to just admit their advertising their wares to the highest bidder.

“It’s in the magazines, it’s you guys, you wouldn’t like us otherwise.”

I’m sure plenty of men have heard that comment from a woman. Strange, I don’t see many men giving a shit about female fashion (except to take the piss out of it) and definitely not reading the countless trash mags women devour in vast quantities.

Just goes to show women don’t tend to think much. Read the rest of this entry »